No more endo, gin and juice

What is it about farewells and large amounts of alcohol? And in this case cigarettes too? It's nearly inevitable that you will have important things to do the day after you consume these large amounts of alcohol and cigarettes, such as catch planes, pack, write blogs, and make sense when you talk to your parents. However it is very difficult indeed to escape the consumption of large amounts of alcohol when going anywhere at all. For example, I was merely on my way to university for a 9a.m. lecture last week when a man sprang from the bushes and insisted I share a glass of fine French champagne with him. It's not right, I tell you.