Have a drink mate? Have a fight mate?

You know that something is not quite right when the person standing next to you on the peanut-ridden floor of "Bo Jangles Saloon" turns to you and says "Your eyes aren't even blood shot - of course you should have another drink."

Bo Jangles Saloon is pretty much the highlight of the night scene in Alice. It is the first time I have ever experienced being in a bar that advertises that it has live feed. No, this does not refer to sick satanic animal sacrifice, but to the greater evil of online voyeurism. Yes, it's true, you can watch people drinking themselves into a stupor, throwing peanut shells on the floor and rubbing up against each other in time to such classics as "Loosen up my Buttons," "So Crazy Right Now" and "The Time Warp," at www.bossaloon.com.au.

Other great features of Bo's include its western-style saloon doors ala "Back to the Future 3,"the skeleton wearing a cowboy hat, and red faced men everywhere force feeding themselves rum and cokes. Can't wait to join in the fun? Neither could I.